[Sometimes Ardyn contacts people for no reason in particular, being an impulsive man who very rarely fails to cater to his own whims. And so, out of the blue, X’rhun receives a text message from him. When he opens it up, it is a picture of Ardyn wearing this hat.
He’s found at it at vendor somewhere. Probably put it on his head because it reminds him a bit of X’rhun’s, and who is he to not share his find?]
[ Forgive X’rhun if it takes him a moment to reply— he’s too busy marveling over the fact that one can send photographs with these things. It’s not too far a leap from the video feature now that he thinks about it, but it honestly hadn’t occurred to him. ]
Ah, how can I say this? It’s just that your sense of style leaves a lot to be desired. You have all those layers that don’t seem to go with one another, and then there’s the hat…
[ Ah, a moment too late he remembers that there is no sun on Eos, but Ardyn seems to take it in stride so he doesn’t feel bad for too long. Still, it's kind of a dark (ha) subject, so he won't bring it up again. ]
That’s very admirable, but hear me out. Have you perhaps tried wearing literally anything else?
[Probably because he won't. At all. You will have to forcibly be there to make sure he changes his clothes, X'rhun, or all of this will be for naught.]
Come now, it isn't that bad. I rather like the array of patterns on display. I'm particularly fond of the floral one.
You just want me to wear too much red, don't you?
[Obviously he's going to be stubborn about this, if that isn't clear already.]
If there is but one adjective to describe me, it is [terrible. spiteful. treacherous. not very nice.] humorous. It's why we get along so well, I think.
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He’s found at it at vendor somewhere. Probably put it on his head because it reminds him a bit of X’rhun’s, and who is he to not share his find?]
What do you think? Better than my old one?
lmfao ardyn
Oh, I think it’s a vast improvement.
i'm sorry he's this way
no you're not
everything.
ok true
[It may be nothing he hasn't heard before.]
♥
Do you get dressed in the dark, perchance?
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[HA... but only he will Get It. Alas.]
I dress how I like. Does that not say something about the strength of my character? My unwillingness to bend to other people's opinions?
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That’s very admirable, but hear me out. Have you perhaps tried wearing literally anything else?
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Let me guess, you have a suggestion or two?
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[ No he doesn't. ]
To start, patterned fabrics are all well and good but not all of them at the same time.
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Come now, it isn't that bad. I rather like the array of patterns on display. I'm particularly fond of the floral one.
You just want me to wear too much red, don't you?
[Obviously he's going to be stubborn about this, if that isn't clear already.]
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Besides, I'm not so sure how an abundance of red would look with that hair of yours.
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And now your condemnations are becoming more and more personal.
Do you take issue with my hair color, as well? You know I can hardly help that. You may blame my genetics for it.
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All those dark colors you wear compliment it nicely.
[ This day shall go down in history as the day someone actually had something nice to say about Ardyn's wardrobe. ]
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X'rhun is messing with the balance of the universe itself by saying something nice about the clothes he wears.]
Black is customary, where I'm from. But I thank you, regardless, for the compliment. I'm rather fond of the color of my hair.
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Then consider it bought.
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