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[verflair]

INBOX ♦ un: crimson duelist

This is X'rhun Tia. I have been informed that the purpose of this "voicemail" is for the caller to leave me a message. Please feel free to do so.

...Now if only I knew how to retrieve these messages.

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[verflair]

[ Ah, a moment too late he remembers that there is no sun on Eos, but Ardyn seems to take it in stride so he doesn’t feel bad for too long. Still, it's kind of a dark (ha) subject, so he won't bring it up again. ]

That’s very admirable, but hear me out. Have you perhaps tried wearing literally anything else?

[daemonized]

[You bet he takes it in stride. Understatement.]

Let me guess, you have a suggestion or two?

[verflair]

I might.

[daemonized]

And I /might/ be willing to listen. Share with me your boundless knowledge, X'rhun, so that I may be better dressed. Supposedly.

[verflair]

I have the utmost confidence you will take my advice to heart.

[ No he doesn't. ]

To start, patterned fabrics are all well and good but not all of them at the same time.

[daemonized]

[Probably because he won't. At all. You will have to forcibly be there to make sure he changes his clothes, X'rhun, or all of this will be for naught.]

Come now, it isn't that bad. I rather like the array of patterns on display. I'm particularly fond of the floral one.

You just want me to wear too much red, don't you?

[Obviously he's going to be stubborn about this, if that isn't clear already.]

[verflair]

I am aware of the existence of the rest of the colors of the rainbow, thank you very much.

Besides, I'm not so sure how an abundance of red would look with that hair of yours.

[daemonized]

[Um??? Now we're moving from his fashion to his hair? HE CAN'T HELP HIS HAIR, X'RHUN.]

And now your condemnations are becoming more and more personal.

Do you take issue with my hair color, as well? You know I can hardly help that. You may blame my genetics for it.

[verflair]

Oh, no. Don't misunderstand. It's a lovely shade, I simply don't believe it goes with red very well.

All those dark colors you wear compliment it nicely.

[ This day shall go down in history as the day someone actually had something nice to say about Ardyn's wardrobe. ]

[daemonized]

[This is too much. All this twisting back and forth from criticisms to compliments. What's a man to think?

X'rhun is messing with the balance of the universe itself by saying something nice about the clothes he wears.]

Black is customary, where I'm from. But I thank you, regardless, for the compliment. I'm rather fond of the color of my hair.

[verflair]

Well, I didn’t wish to spend this entire conversation ripping you to shreds. And you’re welcome.

[daemonized]

So allow me to loop around to the original purpose of this message: would the hat be a wise purchase?

[verflair]

I may have a bias towards finely plumed hats, but I say yes.

[daemonized]

A bias? I never noticed.

Then consider it bought.

[verflair]

Congratulations on your purchase, and your first step towards being fashionable.

[daemonized]

I will take that as a compliment. And once again, not as a backhanded one.

[verflair]

Full glad am I that you have enough of a sense of humor to do so.

[daemonized]

If there is but one adjective to describe me, it is [terrible. spiteful. treacherous. not very nice.] humorous. It's why we get along so well, I think.

[verflair]

True enough, though I won’t deny I enjoyed our little talk about magic and all that as well.

[daemonized]

I am always willing to speak more on the matter, if you ever have the time. Tell me, are you staying in Wyver?

[verflair]

But of course.

And undecided as of yet, I believe. What of you?

[daemonized]

I'm leaning towards returning to Olympia. The weather here is dreadful.

[verflair]

Ah yes, the heat here must be quite unpleasant for you.

[daemonized]

More the humidity than anything else. The number it does on my hair is truly awful.

[verflair]

You poor thing! I imagine you just fluff right up.